(Music and Lyrics: Sam Mullins)

I found you on a picket line one day
You were pushing paper for the ERA
Blue navy P coat, red bowling shoes
You were the fashion
You were the news

We used to see eye to eye
You used to know wrong from right
I thought I knew a friend from a foe
You really showed me I didn’t know

You confuse me
You turn me upside down
You’re logic defied
You’re Jekyll, then Hyde
You confuse me.

Then you found a Texas financier
And he said he could make you a millionaire
He said “Political pundits like a pretty face”
Former flower child enters the race

You confuse me
You turn me upside down
You’re logic defied
You’re Jekyll, then Hyde
You confuse me.

I saw you Friday on NBC
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on channel 3.
Selling your life $10.95.
I was a footnote in a bundle of lies.

You confuse me
You turn me upside down
You’re logic defied
You’re Jekyll, then Hyde
You confuse me.