(Music and Lyrics:  Sam Mullins)

Harry Houdini would have been very proud
And Blackstone an avid fan
But your misdemeanors have erased any doubt
That what I thought was magic
was really just sleight of hand.

Kettles and cauldrons are all very well
Hocus Pocus and guidance from hell
But you never needed those potions and spells
Cause what I thought was magic
Was really just sleight of hand.

Did you get a hand from below?
Do you LUV E. A. Poe?
Is the something up your sleeve
Nothing more than make believe?

Sleight of Hand