(Music and Lyrics – Stu Mullins, Sam Mullins)

Paper or plastic
Who really cares
I’m quite elastic
In these affairs

Amazing new diet
You’re reading the sleaze
You can lose 40 pounds in just one week

But we could rise above the aisles
Don’t look back for miles and miles
So long, ho hum life.

I’ve got some coupons
They ain’t worth a damn
Scratch out the bar codes
You get a price check on ten

But we could rise above the aisles
Don’t look back for miles and miles
So long, ho hum life.

Checkout Girl
You’re like Vivian Leigh and Jamie Lee Curtis
You’re all world
You’d never ever hurt this heavy heart of mine

Checkout Girl
You’re like Joan Jett, Jet Girl
A woman with a purpose
You’re all world
You’d never ever hurt this heavy heart of mine

I’ll wait in line for you
Checkout Girl
You’re all world, Checkout Girl
Check me out…..